Sunday, February 8, 2009

A random thought,,,

Marcus recently posted details of his evening at the Order of Osiris ball.

Things I learned: (other than that I can never ride in a limo again unless I am driving)

1.) I've never seen so many lesbians in my entire life. I finally figured out that all the guys were PERFORMING.

2.) At a gay ball, where there are oodles of women in tuxes, men in full-drag ball gowns, and drunken people who just don't care, all of the bathrooms are unisex. However, a real drag queen will ONLY use the ladies room, NEVER the men's room.

3.) Ugly guys make even uglier women.


These revelations brought to mind an old Shel Silverstein song:

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh

Come on baby's grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

(c) 1973 Tro-Essex Music Ltd.


Thursday, February 5, 2009

"oddly interesting"...strange praise for Winston-Salem

ESPN's Pat Forde recently posted a very nice story about Wake Forest basketball coach Dino Gaudio.

The subject of my post, however, is his weekly Forde Minutes column in which he makes 40 different various (more of less) references (40 being the number of minutes in a regulation college game.)

I bring your attention to references 39 & 40:

Buzzer Beater

When hungry and thirsty in the oddly interesting town of Winston-Salem, N.C., The Minutes recommends a visit to the excellent Village Tavern (39). The New York strip and hot crab dip are tremendous, and the locals swear by the meat loaf. Pair your meal with a locally brewed Red Oak (40) lager and thank The Minutes later. (Caveat: This is one of the last tobacco towns in America, which means if you eat at the bar, you'll do so with smoke hovering overhead. But the help will take your mind off it by talking basketball as long as you're willing to sit there.)
I do like the Village Tavern. In fact, that's where my current squeeze first courted me when I moved to W-S back in 1989.
Aside...One time back in 1996 or so, the company I was working for engaged Arther Andersen for tax work. The local tax partner, Tim B., arrived with his tax manager Audra M. We were introduced and Audra said "I know you, you drink Johnnie Walker and your wife drinks Becks dark." I said "well, you're right, but she's not my wife." Audra spent some time as a bartender at Village Tavern while going to Wake.

Anyway....what I'm wondering about is why Winston-Salem would be considered "oddly interesting."

Saturday, January 31, 2009

The day the music died...




"The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it." ~Plutarch~




I went to Churchill's last night to listen to Allison & Bill.
I order up a Johnnie Walker Black, then fire up a Arturo Fuente belicoso sungrown. Next think you know, the jockstrap bouncer is in my face saying "we don't allow cigars no more, you can put that out up at the bar" before walking off.


Well, I didn't care to put it out, so I proceeded to pay for my drink, pound my drink and leave. Just about that time the bouncer returns with one of those nasty plastic ashtrays, pointing for me to relinquish said stogie. The guy wasn't too nice about it.

I think the place may be under new ownership. The institution's representatives didn't seem particularly interested in whether or not I continued to purchase premium beverages from them at about $14 each.

Prediction time: Full of formica and devoid of humanity, in today's economy, Churchill's on Elm will be out of business within one year.



I went to the last place I know of in the area where I can smoke unmolested.
I ordered up a Laphroig and fired up my sole remaining Cuban Cohiba.
There are harbors left.



Thursday, January 29, 2009

Kind of Blue

Just now, on NPR's Morning Edition, I heard a story about this year marking the 50th anniversary of Miles Davis' Kind Of Blue.

I'm marking a 50th anniversary pretty soon too. This album was recorded the year I was born and is the best selling jazz album of all time. I don't think it was designed this way, but it also happens to be an "All Star" type of album featuring, besides Miles, notables such as John Coltrane, Cannonball Adderly, Bill Evans and Wynton Kelly.

This was also a very influential album. After Kind of Blue, listen to The Allman Brothers In Memory of Elizabeth Reed. See if anything sounds a little familiar.





Miles Davis in 1959



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Peggy Noonan..... on the road to Damascus

Commentary from the erstwhile Reagan speech writer.
I might not always agree with with her, but she certainly strings it together pretty darn well.


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  • JANUARY 23, 2009

What I Saw at the Inauguration

And what 4-foot-tall Americans learned.

  • By PEGGY NOONAN

Columnist's name

Washington

It was like "The Canterbury Tales."

That's what it was like last Saturday, in LaGuardia Airport, on the shuttle to Washington packed full of people going to the inauguration of President Obama. A handsome, affluent black woman in first class—fur hat, chic silver jewelry—laughed on a cell phone as a businessman—tall, black, middle aged—hurried down the aisle in black overcoat and Burberry scarf. A young man in slouchy jeans and dark watchman's cap, iPod buds in place, nodded, in coach, to the tune in his head. Two young white men in beige cowboy hats and gray fleece jackets came on board. Where you from? "Montana!" they said in unison. A boy, 10 or so, learning-impaired, sat with his grandmother. Where you from? I asked him. Shyly: "Detroit. Kentucky." Middle-aged and older black women in their proud, broad-brimmed hats sat primly, purses clutched on laps. A young black family all in jumpsuits posed for pictures. An air of great sweetness. The tender way people laugh too loud when they're a little nervous, and excited, and know they're part of something and it's big.

[Declarations] AP

Everyone had a story. It was this young woman's first time on a plane. Two little girls, 8 and 11, with their mother, from West Palm Beach, Fla., had never been to Washington. "We're going to see Mr. Obama," the older girl said, noting the obvious to another dullard adult. I told her I'd met him and he's a very nice man, and her eyes went wide: You can meet him?

We left on time and as we taxied onto the runway the pilot came on. "This is the USAir 4 p.m. shuttle to Washington, D.C.," he said in the old-fashioned Chuck Yeager style, and from the back of the plane came a roar of cheers and applause. When the sound reached the cockpit, the pilot came on again. "Hope has come to America," he said. The plane went wild.

The whole experience the next few days was marked for me by a new or refreshed knowledge that those who had not felt included or invited in the past were now for the first time truly here, and part of it all, in great numbers. And I suppose the fact that this would never have come about without the support, the votes, of the traditionally invited and included gave a special air of inclusiveness to the event. There was great kindness between people and true friendliness. No one was different. Everyone, whatever their views or votes, was happy.

This is what you saw. Knit caps, parkas, plaid scarves, face warmers, hoods up, braced against the wet cold, flags on light posts, security tents, motorcades, police vans, checkpoints, flashing lights, people hopping from foot to foot when crowds slowed and they had to stand still. Stately African-American women in sweeping mink coats. A friend, a canny social observer, said, "The antifur people aren't going to take them on!" I laughed and realized yes, PETA just took one on the chin. Mink wearing will be safe in the new era. A former GOP ambassador told a friend, after walking the streets, "There is a feeling of good." Not happiness or gaiety, he said, but good—good feeling, good humor.

The traffic was so bad, and so chaotically handled, that everyone had a story. Mine: Stuck for more than an hour near the Mall one night and late for an appointment, I jumped out of a car and hailed an open-air bicycle with a backseat. The driver threw a blanket on me and began to pump the pedals. "What is this called?" I shouted as we raced around limos and town cars. I expected some politically correct name like Energy Saving Mobile Apparatus. He looked back at me quizzically. "A rickshaw!" We got there on time, 15 blocks in four minutes, and like a happy capitalist, the driver, gauging the moment, the need and the competition, opened bidding at $25. I was grateful to pay.

The MSNBC booth was near the Mall, and all day and night hundreds of people gathered and cheered the anchors and guests, and jumped up and down when the cameras scanned the crowd. People were holding cell phones and shouting "Mom, that's me on TV, in my white jacket, I'm waving!" The audio of the shows was boomed out in big speakers, and whenever a guest said the word "Obama" or "America," the crowd cheered. It was nice. It wasn't just Mr. Obama they were cheering, it was America. There was a low-key patriotic fervor. Someone asked if it was like the Reagan inaugural in 1981, and I said yes, but as if the feeling of those days had spilled out of homes and parties and onto the streets, where all could see it. A friend said, Was it Jacksonian? Yes, but nothing got trashed. It was a very special thing, this inaugural. No one who made it to Washington this week, old hand or new, ever experienced anything quite like it, all the peace and warmth in the bitter cold.

Every time a nation does something big, the members of that nation who are 4 feet tall—the children who are 10 and 12—are looking up and absorbing. Forty years ago, in 1968, that grim and even-grimmer-in-retrospect year of war protests, race riots, taunts and assassinations, our 4-foot-tall citizens would have been justified in thinking that America is a scary place marked by considerable unhappiness and injustice. But the past week they could look up and see either harmony and happiness or peaceful acceptance and resolve. Washington was a town full of families and full of kids this week, and they must have picked up this: Anything is possible in America. We decide to go to the moon and soon it's "Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed." We decide to cure polio and soon it's a nation of Wilma Rudolphs, running. We struggle over civil rights and then the young black man raises his hand and says "I, Barack Hussein Obama . . ." We so rock. That's what 4-foot-tall Americans must have learned this week. A generation that will come to adulthood in 2020 and 2030 and has in their heads this sense of optimism and America-love will likely be stronger for it. It augurs well.

As for Mr. Obama, some thoughts that start with a hunch. He has the kind of self-confidence that will serve him well or undo him. He has to be careful about what he wants, because he's going to get it, at least at the beginning. He claimed a lot of moderate territory in his Inaugural Address (deepen and expand our alliances, put aside debates on size of government and aim for government that is competent and constructive), but no one is certain, still, what governing philosophy guides him. He would be most unwise to rouse the sleeping giant that is American conservatism. One thing that would rouse it, and begin to bring its broken pieces back together, would be radical movement on abortion, such as pushing the so-called Freedom of Choice Act.

There was another great gathering in Washington this week, of those who themselves are not always invited or included, because of their unflinching views. The Right to Life march was marked, according to participants, by an air of peacefulness, and unusual sweetness. The attitude toward President Obama? They prayed for him. As great Americans, which is what they are, would.


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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Frank Deford on Charles Barkley

I heard Deford's commentary this morning. I think he captures Barkley pretty well.


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Column by Frank Deford

Sweetness And Light

Seriously, Don't Take Barkley Too Seriously

January 14, 2009 · Charles Barkley is perennially identified by that dreadful word "controversial," which is all too often employed by the insecure to put down anybody who dares flaunt their originality. And Barkley has been one of a kind — again and again.

To begin with, he was that oddity, a fat basketball player — the Round Mound of Rebound. Middle-aged, he is a large man of large, intemperate habits, especially where booze, betting and sex are concerned.

Sir Charles has baldly admitted losing $2.5 million in six hours at blackjack. When he was arrested on New Year's Eve on suspicion of driving under the influence, he glibly volunteered to the constabulary that he had run through a stop sign so that he might more quickly arrive at a venue where he could enjoy the company of his female companion.

He is unfiltered, without guile.

Most famously, he spoke these words after absolutely hammering a skinny African player in the Olympics: "How was I to know he wasn't carrying a spear?"

In this particular case, Barkley managed to be twice-flagellated: first for being a bad sport, and second for practicing a double standard, making an offensive remark that he could get away with only because he is African-American.

But then, through the years, Barkley has made rather blunt remarks about, say, the athletic limitations of white basketball players. Of course, all sorts of observers, white and back, make the same sort of remarks in private — although they're not nearly as funny as the way Barkley phrases them.

Anyway, now that Sir Charles' transgressions have risen to a point where John Law has intervened, many Pecksniffian sorts who have been offended in the past by the Barkley chorale couldn't wait to rise up to castigate him.

To listen to some, you'd think this off-the-cuff analyst of profound issues like zone defense and the pick-and-roll was a threat to the morality of the state and to the tender sensibilities of the youths of America.

Barkley has agreed to stay away from TNT for a bit. Fair enough. DUI charges are dangerous business, and he deserves to be punished. But for goodness sake, have we reached a point where we take sports so seriously that chubby, chattering old ex-ballplayers are treated to the standard of preachers and presidents?

Amid all the tedious sports analysts who treat games like worship, Sir Charles happens to be three things: fun, unpredictable and blasphemous. And, as always, two outta three ain't bad.

Frank Deford joins us from member station WSHU in Fairfield, Conn.

Monday, January 12, 2009

That's Heaven to Me.

I listened to a Bobby Womack CD driving home late Sunday night. One of the tracks was a Sam Cooke song.

A little flower that blooms in the rain.
A lovely sunset at the end of a day
Someone who's helping a stranger along the way
That's heaven to me

A little flower that blooms in May
A lovely sunset at the end of a day
Someone helping a stranger along the way
(That's Heaven) that's heaven to me