Wednesday, November 28, 2007

No Country for Old Men

My thoughts....

I still ruminating over this film I saw 11/23. I enjoyed the movie. Some observations however:
Cheers to all!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Filler....

I wanted to get my thoughts together about "No Country for Old Men" which I saw Friday, 11/23, but really haven't had (or maybe taken ) an opportunity to put my thoughts together in the way I would like. My main muse Marcus does a very nice job with his posts and I really want to emulate the quality of his prose. I was taken to task by a recent comment concerning the "tedious" nature of my blog.




















Nonetheless, in lieu of other commentary, I shall post a photo taken this evening at my home. The photo features, from left to right,
  • A virgin bottle of Macallan cask strength single malt
  • A Bear Bryant Commemorative Coca Cola
  • A Juan Pablo II candle
  • A commemorative photo from my birthday featuring a glass of single malt scotch and a Cuban Cohiba cigar

Cheers Y'all!

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Schedule for Today

We were invited to a cocktail / dinner party tonight but I declined citing previous commitments.

  • Vandy / Wake Forest - These are similar schools in many respects. Could be a good match-up
  • Georgia / Ga Tech. - Not as good a match-up, but who knows?
  • Florida / Florida State - Another in-state rivalry could prove a good game
  • South Carolina / Clemson - Ditto
  • Mizzou / Kansas - This could be the best game. There was a front page Wall Street Journal article this past weeek about this rivalry. "Rivalry Bigger Than Civil War: It's Football"
  • Alabama / Auburn - Last, but not least.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Thanksgiving
















We had a very quite and very nice Thanksgiving. I have much to be thankful for.


I might go see "No Country for Old Men" this afternoon. Great reviews, I'll let you know what I think.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Karl on Paris (Hilton), Plastics (Surgery) and L.A.

Excerpted from Womens Wear Daily, May-2007

"You have the feeling here that some of them survived serious car crashes," he said of a few of the reconstructive efforts he has encountered in the past couple of days. "People here live for their appearance, and I understand that. They make an effort. The will of beauty is something I admire because it takes a lot of discipline, and I don't think those operations are very pleasant. Perhaps I should try one, but I don't think I will. I am too scared. The idea that you cannot move your face must be horrible. Men do it here, too. They should only come out at night, but then they wouldn't get tanned."

The designer has a very definite opinion on the current hoopla surrounding Paris Hilton and her possible jail sentence after several driving infractions.

"If you ask me, she should have a driver," he said. "She doesn't have the excuse of being a poor girl. If you are a party person, and you like to have fun and drink a little, you better take a driver. She just has to make sure the driver doesn't drink, but that's another problem. If he has to go to jail, she can take another one."

Lagerfeld may love Los Angeles, but he has no intention of setting up a home on the West Coast.

"I don't want to buy houses anymore," he said. "I only want places connected to hotels with room service. In Europe, it's so horrible with people who work in your house. They can steal from you and you cannot get rid of them. I sold all my houses, and all my homes are now connected to hotels. I just push the button. If there's a leak, it's their problem, not mine."

Outrageous Fan Behavior

This really shouldn't be allowed. The Jets organization should stop this. Folks have a right to free speech, but organizations should have the right to dictate standards of behaviour at there events.

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from the New York Times...

November 20, 2007

At Jets Game, a Halftime Ritual of Harassment

At halftime of the Jets’ home game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday, several hundred men lined one of Giants Stadium’s two pedestrian ramps at Gate D. Three deep in some areas, they whistled and jumped up and down. Then they began an obscenity-laced chant, demanding that the few women in the gathering expose their breasts.

When one woman appeared to be on the verge of obliging, the hooting and hollering intensified. But then she walked away, and plastic beer bottles and spit went flying. Boos swept through the crowd of unsatisfied men.

Marco Hoffner, an 18-year-old from Lacey Township, N.J., was expecting to see more. Not from the Jets — they pulled off a big upset over the Steelers. He wanted more from the alternative halftime show that, according to many fans, has been a staple at Jets home games for years.

“Very disappointed, because we’re used to seeing a lot,” Hoffner said.

The mood of previous Gate D crowds — captured on video clips posted on YouTube — sometimes bordered on hostile, not unlike the spirit of infamously aggressive European soccer hooligans. One clip online shows a woman being groped by a man standing next to her.

Sunday’s scene played out for about 20 minutes, and at least one woman granted the men’s request, setting off a roar as if the former star running back Curtis Martin had just scored a touchdown. Martin was actually nearby, being honored on the field in the official halftime show, which had a far less intense audience.

Throughout halftime, about 10 security guards in yellow jackets stood near the bottom of the circular, multilevel ramp, located beyond the stadium’s concourse of concession stands and restrooms. One of the guards was smoking a cigarette; many fans do the same during halftime on the giant ramps, which are located at each corner of the stadium. Another guard later said they were not permitted to do anything about the chants at Gate D because of free speech laws. Yet when a reporter tried to interview two security guards after halftime, he was detained in a holding room, threatened with arrest and asked to hand over his tape recorder.

The New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, which provides security at Giants Stadium for Jets and Giants games, is aware of the raucous and raunchy halftime show. Patrick C. Aramini, the authority’s vice president for security, parking and traffic for the Meadowlands Sports Complex, said men and women could be expelled and even turned over to the New Jersey State Police to be arrested for their participation — although he said he did not know if anyone was cited Sunday. He added that other measures, like blocking access to the ramps, were being considered.

“The problem is, you got to watch four or five hundred people sometimes in the one particular spiral,” Aramini said.

“What do we do, arrest everybody that starts chanting?”

Such fan behavior is not uncommon at other sporting events in the United States, like Nascar races and the infield at the Kentucky Derby. There was even an infamous undressing in the National Football League’s marquee event: during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, a “wardrobe malfunction” exposed Janet Jackson’s right breast before a worldwide televised audience.

But the Gate D tradition at Giants Stadium apparently is unique to Jets games; the Gate D ramps are comparatively empty at Giants games. Perhaps forlorn Jets fans, who have rarely had a winning team to support, are seeking alternative entertainment on game days.

“This is the game,” said Patrick Scofield, a 20-year-old from Poughkeepsie, N.Y., who has attended several Jets games the last two seasons.

Denisse Rivera, a 23-year-old from the Bronx, was on a first date Sunday. When she arrived at the crowd at Gate D, several men pointed at her, signaling men at all levels to chant in her direction. After a brief moment of hesitation, she flashed them. Then she took a bow.

“I don’t care,” Rivera said when told that video clips of previous incidents, taken on cellphones, ended up online. “I love my body and I like what I have, so let everybody share it.”

Two security guards soon approached Rivera. The guards warned her about indecent exposure laws, she said, and let her go.

Jets officials declined to be interviewed about the halftime tradition at their home games. In a statement, the team said: “We expect our fans to comply with all rules at the stadium, and the vast majority do. For those who don’t, we expect and encourage N.J.S.E.A. security to take appropriate action.”

Greg Aiello, an N.F.L. spokesman, said, “I would defer any comment to law enforcement and the people on the stadium authority there that are in charge of fan-conduct issues.”

The State Police staffs every Jets home game. But Sgt. Stephen Jones, a spokesman, said the State Police did not make an attempt to prevent fans from congregating in Giants Stadium. But he said that there were incidents of fans throwing money into the center of the spiral ramps. Those fans then threw objects at children picking up the money. Access to the center of the ramps is now blocked off by a chain-link fence.

“Our emphasis is certainly not general security,” Jones said. “Something like you’re describing, the stairwell behavior, is a matter that the security would handle. Now if they come up with something where somebody needs to be arrested, the troops will go out there and effect that arrest.”

Some parents are not pleased with the halftime activities away from the field.

Randall Lazzaro, a 40-year-old from New Jersey, attended Sunday’s game with his wife and two sons, ages 6 and 9. He was at the base of Gate D shortly before halftime and said that cursing at games was probably the main reason parents did not want to take their kids to games.

When Lazzaro was told what was about to happen on the ramps at Gate D, he said, “That’s a disgusting practice and the police have to get involved, put a stop to it.”

Monday, November 19, 2007

The Meaning of Life?

I saw a bit of Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" yesterday on TV. I hadn't seen it in awhile and there were some parts I had forgotten about that I was able to immensely enjoy all over again. Quite entertaining, provided you don't take your self too seriously. The Mrs was not too amused however (possibly due to attending a convent boarding school) , so I soon soon changed channels to professional football, something much more to here liking and, quite frankly, her temperment.

Here are the lyrics to one of the songs, and an explanatory discussion that I've conveniently clipped from Wiki. Enjoy!!

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Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.


NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

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Every Sperm Is Sacred

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Every Sperm Is Sacred is a song from the movie Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, later released on the album Monty Python Sings. Michael Palin and Terry Jones wrote and performed the sketch and the lyrics.

The song is a savage satire of Catholic teachings on reproduction which forbid masturbation and contraception by artificial means.

The sketch is about a Catholic man (Dad, played by Michael Palin), his wife (Mum, played by Terry Jones) and their 63 children, who are about to be sold for medical experimentation purposes because their parents can no longer afford to care for such a large family. When their children ask why they don't use contraception or sterilization, Dad explains that this is against God's wishes, and breaks into song, the chorus of which is:

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

The production in The Meaning of Life is quite visually elaborate, choreographed by Arlene Phillips to a storyboard by director Terry Jones. The hearty and cheerful nature of the musical number is counterpointed as the children are marched off to their fate after the song ends, singing a dour rendition of the chorus. The song is considered to be a parody and also takes a lot of influence from the song "Consider Yourself" from the musical, Oliver!

From last week's Economist

The campaign trail

Primary colour

Nov 8th 2007

“It's Saturday night, if you have better places to go, thank you for being here and have a good night.”

Hillary Clinton plainly didn't expect her audience to hang around in Indianola last weekend, Washingtonpost.com, November 6th


“I only got three [dollars] in my pocket.”

Multimillionaire Mitt Romney has to borrow from an aide to buy a cup of coffee, Associated Press, November 2nd


“For the first time in a long time, the name George Bush will not appear on the ballot. The name Dick Cheney, my cousin, will not appear on the ballot. We had been trying to hide that cousin thing for a long time. Everybody's got a black sheep in the family. A crazy uncle in the attic.”

Barack Obama on his distant relative, the vice-president, CNN, November 5th


“I think people are afraid now not to support us. I'm going to send him to their house, and he'll knock on the door.”

Mike Huckabee on his endorsement by action star Chuck Norris, US News & World Report, November 2nd


“That bird [Marine One] could be yours.”

President Bush points out the perks of the presidency to the billionaire independent non-candidate and mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg, Newsweek,November 12th





“What they have done is, they have totally dismissed the fact that this guy's influence is going to lead people to hell.”

Televangelist Bill Keller on Christian conservative leaders who endorse Mitt Romney, a Mormon, Salon, November 6th


“I took a city that was known for pornography and licked it to a large extent.”

Rudy Giuliani on how he saved New York, Associated Press, October 24th


Sunday, November 18, 2007

Frank Deford's NPR essays

The essays, entitled Darkness & Light, are nearly always worth a smile.

Here is from November 14th

Comparing Sports, Arts Is Dangerous Business

“I'm afraid the game is over. In our American academia, the arts must be satisfied with the leftovers.”

Morning Edition, November 14, 2007 · A few weeks ago, I offered up the thoughts of Gary Walters, the distinguished athletic director at Princeton, that sport should be held in the same high regard as art.

I thought it was a rather interesting and cogent opinion for someone to posit, but in the fabled words of the longtime football announcer, Keith Jackson: "Whoa, Nellie!" Never have I suffered such a battering. I think the nicest thing I was called in the responses that poured in, dripping with blood, was "apologist dingbat."

But then, after I withdrew the slings and arrows from my person and assessed the reaction, I realized how almost all the responses didn't really bother to address the question posed: Whether, in fact, sport might be an art. No, they were just mad, full of rage and fury. But it did serve to inform me all the more how much antipathy there does exist toward the American system of school sports.

Here are just a few of the more restrained comments:

"Spare me please! Primary and secondary art and music programs are going the way of the passenger pigeon while college coaching staffs ... are compensated like CEOs."
"When was the last time we heard a news report about the band or orchestra at some ... powerhouse involved in a scandal where students did not take the tests themselves?"
"High school building and renovation plans always include gymnasiums and weight rooms, but auditoriums are more viewed as unnecessary expenditures."

And on and on. I think what exasperates so many people is that the situation only grows more lopsided, that sports in our schools and colleges are not only ascendant, but greedier and more invulnerable than ever.

For prime example, The Chronicle of Higher Education has reported that donations to athletic departments have increased dramatically. College stadiums only become more opulent, so-called student-athletes more outrageous.

I'm afraid the game is over. In our American academia, the arts must be satisfied with the leftovers. Just consider the frank words of surrender spoken recently by John V. Lombardi, the president of the Louisiana State University System: "Mega college athletics ... prospers because for the most part we (our faculty, our staff, our alumni, our trustees) want it. We could easily change it, if most of us wanted to change it. All protestations to the contrary, we ... do not want to change it."

But Mr. Lombardi is only echoing what a certain Groucho Marx said in the movie Horse Feathers, when as President Quincy Adams Wagstaff, he asked the faculty: "Have we got a stadium? ... Have we got a college? ... Well, we can't support both. Tomorrow, we start tearing down the college."

That was 75 years ago. It hasn't changed, and, I'm sorry, but good people of the arts: it won't.